???

WTF is a "full moon"? vampires and ware-wolves out in the day playing baseball?! smh and after that can someone please explain to me WTF a taylorswift is? (because i still dont know) can you order it on ebay for me?

...that is all.

-habichuelas

more l.o.v.e

black bathtub? AND the city that just keeps on lovin'? oh dear, dear! maybe that will get her to bathe (on a regular basis, ofcourse) ...if it's black she wont see herself soaking in dirty water. just her style. ring me up for two, please!

doll, just doll.

now my personal style does not consist of anything dangling that low from my ear lobes but WOW! can i say: want!? want!? want!? they're just doll! and they'll be mine in 3 to 6 business days =D opinions are definitely expected with these!

l.o.v.e

brushed my teeth twice this morning so i wouldn't have to do it again tomorrow ;)

hype never tasted so good

ok, ok, ok. i know, i know, i know. the g-shock hype has gotton way outta control. every side-kickin' high schooler has one. it got to the point where you can buy one for as cheap as $50! i had to retire both of mine actually (but like my daddy, hov: it gets hungry for more and i just find the need to WOW my audiences by bringing it out every now and then) so with that being said:

....the blueprint 3 of g-shocks lol and beauty if i ever saw it. note the gold hardware. wow. LIMITED EDITION, looks good on me. what do you think? and retails for $170?! eso se llama amor!

courtesy of karmaloop.com

::opens eyes real wide::

if you're gonna do "all black, everything" why not do it RIGHT?

180 is my new favorite number

pork fried rice

...so i dont know why this made me smile today. (ok, i lie. i do know why) and it doesnt have anything to do with some super deep anthropological, enculturation theory. simply put: there's now one less, lost, asian, tourist asking me for directions upon seeing this sign.

i'm a lover of all pork fried rice, egg rolls and chee-ken weeng so please, PLEASE no one take offense to this or any future postings ;)

tongue kissing a razor blade

FML

my professor asked me to leave his class due to the constant attention i give my "cellular device" over class lectures. he asked what so important that couldnt wait until the end of class. i was actually catching up on my daily dose of FML stories. thank god for the iPhone FML app ::shakes head:: lol

FML!

birth-ween wish list

...that is all.

green lipstick

oh my dear, dear alanis! 

green lips? is it like: YOU MAKE ME SICK, MOTHERFUCKER!? 

oh, the irony! i dig it.

...and as always, no pun intended 

(yea right).

cheapfans.com

where the fuck did all these yankee "fans" sprout from?! deadass. all this "go yankees" "rah! rah! rah!" bullcrap tastes so bitterly sour! ...so let me get this straight, its titled "love" for all you bronx bombers fanatics to ignore your team all season long because i didnt hear any of this "lets make a human pyramid for a-rod" back in May and now all of a sudden woo-fucking-hoo a chance to the world series and yankee fans start shooting out more than tee-shirts at sporting events. i feel bad for the players, honestly. cheapfans.com? smile and upload your pics, guys! oh and 27 rings? ...i guess thats cool. i mean if you're into labels.

smh

are we ditching our j's for boat shoes?

i understand the concept of fashion and i understand the concept of changing times and i even understand the concept of growing up but i'm just not in full understanding of this whole dumping our rags for riches nonsense... its like, really? come on. are we just selling out?! is this whole fad to be "cool and trendy" just completely overlooking where we are from?! i am the bronx. i am bodegas. i am quarter waters. i am 25cent chips. i am the chicken spot with the free orange-crush soda. i am white-on-white uptowns. i am $2.50 40s. BUT....boat shoes? wine? caviar? hmmm i JUST dunno if i'm with that. deadass. think twice, ppl. who we are says A LOT about where we come from and i'm just not ashamed. like at all.

apt 32, we thank you much.

sperry, its all love.

magic

...is left speechless once again. you think youre a fan or you think you know the power and magic that your favorite artists' music impacts on you and your life, BUT (as corny as it may sound) i had no idea until i saw mr.lupe fiasco live at governor's island on September 19th. performance of 'daydreaming' ?! wow. i was left speechless. food & liquor contending to be added to one of the books of the bible? ...he's definitely preachin the truth, why not?

currently listening to: kid cudi's man on the moon

if you havent already, you're slackin

and yourself?

...was introduced to a caballero today. 

"hi. i'm janice. it's a pleasure"

(oh and i'm a compulsive liar)

...was asked: what my “type” was.

::releases head and leaks a couple of smiles:: 

(how to respond? with the truth? or a truth?) 

well i suppose,  

someone with flat emotional reactions.

someone with an inability to give affection.

someone with superficial feelings.

someone with a disregard for the truth.

no. that just wont do.

"tall, dark, and handsome, i suppose. 

and yourself?"