Sunday, December 20, 2009
Saturday, December 19, 2009
Friday, December 18, 2009
Sunday, December 13, 2009
Saturday, December 12, 2009
Tuesday, December 8, 2009
Monday, December 7, 2009
"From very early, the oxygen of the criminal's life is to seek excitement by doing the forbidden."-Stanton Samenow
Sunday, December 6, 2009
Wednesday, December 2, 2009
Tuesday, December 1, 2009
Wednesday, November 25, 2009
Monday, November 23, 2009
Sunday, November 22, 2009
Wednesday, November 18, 2009
Thursday, November 12, 2009
Monday, October 26, 2009
Thursday, October 22, 2009
Monday, October 19, 2009
Wednesday, October 7, 2009
Tuesday, September 29, 2009
...was introduced to a caballero today.
"hi. i'm janice. it's a pleasure"
(oh and i'm a compulsive liar)
...was asked: what my “type” was.
::releases head and leaks a couple of smiles::
(how to respond? with the truth? or a truth?)
well i suppose,
someone with flat emotional reactions.
someone with an inability to give affection.
someone with superficial feelings.
someone with a disregard for the truth.
no. that just wont do.
"tall, dark, and handsome, i suppose.
Tuesday, September 22, 2009
Friday, September 4, 2009
Friday, August 21, 2009
Sunday, August 16, 2009
Saturday, August 15, 2009
Wednesday, August 12, 2009
"Get online, not in line"
See and pay your bills online. Save time, paper, postage and trees. Go green with e*bill. Sign up at conEd.com/ebill.
("Hmmm, interesting" I said to myself) I continued to read on...
If you smell gas, leave the area at once and call 1-800-75-coned.
("Good to know")
Turn them on to our cool kids' web site at conEd.com/kids
("A little odd, no?")
"Keeping things cool"
Open refrigerator and freezer doors only when necessary. AND choose efficient Energy Star appliances.
("Got 'em! NOTHING PROPER ABOUT THIS PROPAGANDA)
As I re-read the ConEd signs that wall-papered the train car, I asked myself: "am i looking too much into these advertisements? hey, maybe they just want the people to be aware and take necessary precautions to help conserve energy." hmmm I then reached for my flask (joke!) and started thinking about all the money these companies are probably making by promoting all this 'save the whales' bullshit. who hasnt fallen victim to the launch of the reusable canvas bag? let me get this straight: instead of using plastic or paper bags that are probably worth less than a penny each, im being suckered into paying a whole lot more on a canvas bag with a catchy quote, something like "you can kiss my canvas" that by using is going to save the ozone layer? uhhhh? riiiiiight. i dunno man.i really just dont know. it just doesnt make sense to me: "save energy by buying my product" how is that progress?